Local moth fairy loves lämp, more at 11 @elfi@pixie.town

who called it kirby's avalanche and not poyo poyo

just woke up from a horrible dream in which a well-meaning 10-year-old wizard had stolen the word "fuck" from the world

i was working with a loose coalition of sailors, cooks, and software people to rediscover it, or create an alternative, because we all needed to yell it frequently to do our jobs

"bazt" and "corm" just weren't working but nobody at the meeting wanted to say it because that's the best we had after a week

I just signed up with @Tutanota to start migrating some of the things I still use Gmail for and saw this on the site which is really cool:

"We welcome people from abroad to apply with Tuta. If you are currently living outside of Germany and need to relocate to Hanover in order to join our team, we will help you with everything necessary. We also have experience with the blue card visa process to support you if you relocate from outside the EU."

https://tuta.com/jobs

#getfedihired

Databases suck actually; store everything in one giant append-only yaml file mounted over SSHFS.

You will surely never regret storing everything in one giant append-only yaml file mounted over SSHFS. /s

Bats Fact #27
Whole Apple

i am at the @codl pit at the flagship IKEA store

if you're cold, they're cold

moths should be as big as cats and live just as long because i want a big cuddly pet moth that wants to nap on my lap

Stress test my new server. Boost this post unnecessarily.