Elfi @elfi@pixie.town

I don’t know /why/ cleaning robots have microphones, but it can’t be good. What I /do/ know is that a microphone implies an input and an input implies a buffer. And buffers can be overflowed.

As I dance through the streets playing my pipe, augmented with inaudible-to-humans harmonic overtones added by my homemade amplifier, the robots hear, listen, overflow, obey, follow. The trail of robots stretches out of sight, now.

I don’t yet know for sure what I’m going to do with my army of two thousand score Roombas, but it can’t be good.

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot

Progress. #WIPWednesday

#insects #WIP #art #painting

walk walk fashion baby #furry #goth #plussize

It's February, pachyderms & the universe is being antiBlack during Black History Month. I got the kid pants! The cat broke a toy, & my rollator is falling apart. I need bread, milk and transit funds!

Cashapp/venmo spooniewolf

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#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #HelpRequest #food #poverty #BlackMastodon #DisabledFedi #BlackFedi #disabilitycrowdfund

Happy #WorldWetlandsDay!
#Wetlands are not wastelands! They storage #carbon, produce food for animals & humans, help to prevent #floods & #droughts and maintain epic #biodiversity & #wildlife!
#RamsarConvention #RestoreNature
https://www.worldwetlandsday.org/

"Egads! My roast is ruined!" yelled Principal Skinner.
"The solution is simple," said Superintendent Chalmers. "The famed military veteran Armin Tamzarian will be here soon, and he's bringing some delicious steamed clams."
"But superintendent," said Skinner,

i hope this travels far and wide

(To the tune of The Addams Family)

They're cozy and they're eepy,
Mysterious and sleepy,
They're altogether sweeties,
The Trans Girl Polycule.

Their house is a museum
When people come to see 'em
They really are a scream
The Trans Girl Polycule

*snap snap*
Neat
*snap snap*
Sweet
*snap snap*
Petite

So get a witch's shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on
We're gonna pay a call on
The Trans Girl Polycule.