Elfi, known bug enjoyer @elfi@pixie.town

@alice@masto.werefox.dev @SophicLeech take notes in case you have to get me out of bed again

@f0x *looks at cu2o* wait shit

@f0x just kidding we're probably full of cyanoglobin, why else would we be allergic to iron

@f0x the blood of pixies

@f0x i'll get the squeegee and a round-trip ticket

@welshpixie hack the planet

@welshpixie once you hit 2.147 billion birds, it rolls around and creates a hole in reality where you can execute arbitrary code

I feel like Portrait of Ruin dropped a perfectly good joke by not naming the male protagonist Joseph Morris

@ben yeah but now I don't know what the results will be until it closes

@root yharnam: become pupy

@maples 🗿⭕⭕⭕

@ben the worst is right, it doesn't even have spiderman

@sharkNserg

@ben Not having bugs as a simple word is speciesist

*angy moth noises*