@D6016 grossssss
@D6016 people are stealing your art for that shit? That is so gross :c
Bug fables shitpost, long, spoilers
Wasp King: Tell me, for whom do you fight?
Wasp King: Hmph! How very glib, and do you believe in Bugaria?
Wasp King: Bugaria's unity is forged on falsehoods. Its kingdoms are built on deceit, and its faith is an instrument of deception. It is naught but a cobweb of lies - to believe in Bugaria is to believe in nothing.
Wasp King: In Bugaria, the fruity bugs often summon Gods to fight in their stead. Though your comrades only rarely respond in kind - which is strange, is it not?
Wasp King: Is Venus otherwise "engaged"? I was given to understand she was your protector. If you truly believe her your guardian, why do you not repeat the trick that served you so well at the rubber prison, and call her down?
Wasp King: She will answer, so long as you lavish her with crystals and gorge her on queen's dinners!
Wasp King: Your Gods are no different from those of the east - plants, every one. Accept but this, and you will see how Bugaria's faith is bleeding the land dry.
Wasp King: Nor is this unknown to your masters, which prompts the question - why do they cling to these false deities? What drives even bugs of learning - even the great Neolith to grovel at their feet?
Wasp King: The answer? Your masters lack the strength to do otherwise!
Wasp King: For the world of bugs to mean anything, bugs must own the world.
Wasp King: To this end, he hath fought ever to raise himself through conflict, to grow rich through conquest. And when the dust of battle settles, it is ever the strong who dictate the fate of the weak.
Wasp King: Knowing this, but a single path is open to the impotent ruler - that of false worship. A path which leads to enervation and death. Only a bug of power can rightly steer the course of civilization. And in this land of creeping mendacity, that one truth will prove its salvation.
Wasp King: Come, champions of Bugaria, face me! Your defeat shall serve as proof of my readiness to rule! It is only right that I should take your realm, for none among you has the power to stop me!
@f0x found cause of bug: system attempted to enter hibernation from sleep. Hardware does not support hibernation, hasn't for millennia
@f0x went into rescue shell on the second boot, now running `make breakfast`
@f0x but I'm hungry :(
cryptocurrency shit
@codl ROT26 encryption 🤣
@f0x replicated same bug on my platform
@ben dear Mursaat Overseer, please start attacking my Wondrous Tails journals like that pls
@ben DMs rarely play along with that last one so it is essentially useless, yeah
@violet You know, my primary thought through all of these is "this filter would be great in a music video"
Metaphysical violence
@junebug I had an epiphany that led to beating my pre-2009 self's head in with a golf trophy and burying her in a shallow grave, so definitely not me
@trysdyn you're what we call "the fun ones"
@Taylor we can also refinance genders and identities if you got a bad deal on them
I'm Elfi! I'm a fair folk, magical moth, greyace girl, greenhorn gamedev, in my thirties and , and ADHD+ASD+EDS. Disclosure: white
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