Elfi, known bug enjoyer @elfi@pixie.town

@compufox The recovery will take a year, with multiple dilations daily for the first half of it and "only" a single daily for the second

@doubleDensity @chr I'm glad I was born in Ontario and only grew up in the Seattle area for 25 years before moving back again, the changes are only about $130 here IIRC >_>

I thought I could manage my time effectively and work on my projects with all the downtime I'd have while recovering

Then I discovered how much manual intervention was involved in dilating, and how exhausting it was thereafter

Everything... suddenly seems a lot less feasible.

@ChlorideCull I'll try to order it then, and send you my paypal if I can get it to the confirmation stage

@ChlorideCull do you know the trick to getting Ikea's US site to accept canadian billing addresses? I've tried to get her a haj before but I was blocked by that

If so, I can take the payment, sure

Stent is out, catheter out, walking around without a literal stick up my cooch feels weird

@ChlorideCull My fiancee would love one but is anxious about asking, want me to DM you her address?

@f0x aaaaaaaa

That pride moodboard thing where you only use pics you already have, with a limited stock since all my good pics are back at home

@kat I know Snow Crash touched on the suburbs, but I would love to see more rural sci-fi, as like the set piece even

@deejvalen rip cherry, fell victim to the giant cicada menacing her city ;;

Dressings removed, stent and catheter are still in, incisions and bruising and swelling are still very present so my neovagina is weird and very much not at its final appearance, but...

Feeling that and not what was there before? That makes it a good kind of weird

@softgoat@computerfairi.es It's like Masamune Shirow's tank police--the entire premise is based on them being bastards

@sakasato I'm doing well! I just woke up, ready to face another exciting day

How was your day?