Elfi, known bug enjoyer @elfi@pixie.town

It was always a bit of a tense moment for Jacques, but it just was by far the best hot chocolate you could find.

#MastoArt #gouache #FireSalamander #bee

hey.

how are you? hope you're okay.

ngl, my life is ✋ abysmal dogshit 🤚 right now. i have an ingrown toenail and gotta see a doc, barely any money to my name, i have to pay bills tomorrow, and rent down the line. also gotta buy winter clothes. i usually survived off 980 but things are getting worse i am so sorry please help 😭 anything helps

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i have like 4 days yall pls... ;-;

"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"

"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"

"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"

"About as intelligent as a border collie."

"So, intelligent. Why?"

"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

"oh dang, this 3d rotation i'm trying to do is really difficult in this engine"

[some hours of research later]

"i want to beat leonhard euler with hammers"

As president, I will pass a law limiting ammo cartridges to no more than five bullets, and also they will need to be labeled with a dark cyan "ä" symbol. But I'd like to talk about my main economic proposal, getting the US back on the gem standard...