Elfi, known bug enjoyer @elfi@pixie.town

@codl ROT26 encryption 🤣

@f0x replicated same bug on my platform

@ben dear Mursaat Overseer, please start attacking my Wondrous Tails journals like that pls

If it does not spark joy then hit the bricks

@ben DMs rarely play along with that last one so it is essentially useless, yeah

@violet You know, my primary thought through all of these is "this filter would be great in a music video"

@junebug I had an epiphany that led to beating my pre-2009 self's head in with a golf trophy and burying her in a shallow grave, so definitely not me

@trysdyn you're what we call "the fun ones"

@Taylor we can also refinance genders and identities if you got a bad deal on them

Sold your soul to the devil? Don't worry, the court of Queen Titania offers a very fair soul refinancing program!

All we need is your name, and we'll take care of the paperwork for you :)

@basicbishoujo the madlads finally did it

@ben at least with the browsers, there are alternatives out there which are trivial to swap to, anything with an actual cost should just be an informed decision in the future (it's not like you can refund the offending unit except in a small window)

@Tutanota for those moving off Chrome, Vivaldi has ripped all the FLoC shit out of its engine

@cdmnky alternate ending:
"--dyne"
*instantly changes to MAD SCIENCE face*