Elfi, known bug enjoyer @elfi@pixie.town

@f0x see? Nothing makes sense, ergo everything makes sense

@f0x maybe they just think you're talking about bozja mechanics

@softgoat@computerfairi.es what better way to navigate the ruins of the old?

@sakasato it's really hot here too, I know how you feel ;;

Fastly CDN is down, much of the centralized corporate web is affected. Praise small, independent websites \o/

@compufox The recovery will take a year, with multiple dilations daily for the first half of it and "only" a single daily for the second

@doubleDensity @chr I'm glad I was born in Ontario and only grew up in the Seattle area for 25 years before moving back again, the changes are only about $130 here IIRC >_>

I thought I could manage my time effectively and work on my projects with all the downtime I'd have while recovering

Then I discovered how much manual intervention was involved in dilating, and how exhausting it was thereafter

Everything... suddenly seems a lot less feasible.

@ChlorideCull I'll try to order it then, and send you my paypal if I can get it to the confirmation stage

@ChlorideCull do you know the trick to getting Ikea's US site to accept canadian billing addresses? I've tried to get her a haj before but I was blocked by that

If so, I can take the payment, sure

Stent is out, catheter out, walking around without a literal stick up my cooch feels weird

@ChlorideCull My fiancee would love one but is anxious about asking, want me to DM you her address?

@f0x aaaaaaaa