Elfi, known bug enjoyer @elfi@pixie.town

@jake@cat-from-outer.space pssh, real RDMs hairflip

@legendaryjoeb this is mostly just chronic pain and loss of patience for me tbh.

@jake@cat-from-outer.space @Kat @InspectorCaracal @valorichalcum@snouts.online oh god I hated that so much. And I am mildly sad Yotsuyu got in on that kill before us but also kind of glad she got her closure and also made him die like the bitchboy he was because FUUUUUCK him

in conclusion, we stan yotsuyu harder than ever before

I think I was supposed to be a sleeper agent but that got defeated by me getting turned into a cute dhampir girl after I crippled myself helping Dracula overcome the curse of being a very cute penguin

and it stuck despite attempts at surgical intervention after my body was recovered (dhampirs don't give a fuck about space apprently) so I was like "fuck off, cmdr." when I got called at the hospital and the nurses were like "mood" and hit the end call button for me

last night I dreamt Dracula was trying to turn his castle into a spaceship because he discovered the entire region was an isolated region of a post-apocalyptic earth managed by a spaceborne elite. the belmont of that time (it was like 1910) also discovered it after finding an old radio and became dracula's conspiracy theorist friend.

allthewhile Alucard and I (still a cute dhamphir girl after the dream where I helped dracula free of his penguin curse) were trying to evade some hellsing-esque catholic vampire hunters rolling through in a model-T, they eventually got dracula and belmont before they could finish the space castle, and the two of us jacked the prototype spaceship and flew off to strafe some space bourgies before we got shot down

@owashii@snouts.online horrifying to contemplate how that'd get butchered in the show

I guess I should start making a grocery list so I have something to eat next week... and check the trend of covid cases in the city in case I have to change plans

@wigglytuffitout valid! cute cows are always good

also yeah, that's a big mood. chronic pain solidarity ;w;

@owashii@snouts.online check it out dracula I turned myself into a sickle. I'm sickle death

@wigglytuffitout That gif's cute but it missed a perfect opportunity to say "moorning"

also yeah, good morning. I ache

I. am. tired.

@minty_da fellow fuzzy bug frens are always cute

@horrowfide has fairies of all sorts on the cover, I'm interested

@Nine gasp! A new fae friend :O