dreams
last night I dreamt Dracula was trying to turn his castle into a spaceship because he discovered the entire region was an isolated region of a post-apocalyptic earth managed by a spaceborne elite. the belmont of that time (it was like 1910) also discovered it after finding an old radio and became dracula's conspiracy theorist friend.
allthewhile Alucard and I (still a cute dhamphir girl after the dream where I helped dracula free of his penguin curse) were trying to evade some hellsing-esque catholic vampire hunters rolling through in a model-T, they eventually got dracula and belmont before they could finish the space castle, and the two of us jacked the prototype spaceship and flew off to strafe some space bourgies before we got shot down
dreams
I think I was supposed to be a sleeper agent but that got defeated by me getting turned into a cute dhampir girl after I crippled myself helping Dracula overcome the curse of being a very cute penguin
and it stuck despite attempts at surgical intervention after my body was recovered (dhampirs don't give a fuck about space apprently) so I was like "fuck off, cmdr." when I got called at the hospital and the nurses were like "mood" and hit the end call button for me