mei 🌒& @ckie@pixie.town

i love how all of these are actually quite realistic sounding: https://botsin.space/@libc

@rune the standard power socket is of course just bare wires stuck in the holes- oh wait that won't work with the UK sockets

@Dee mew

cats are so cuteee aaahh

my hands are the current meter

@forever@fedi.nullob.si i hope that those homo sapiens sapiens will have an uninterrupted, sweat-free and nightmare-free sleeping activity, unlike a certain other entity

@forever@fedi.nullob.si my humaning was full of this sleeping activity, so i don't have much to report yet

@forever@fedi.nullob.si how have you been humaning today?

helo @forever@fedi.nullob.si

how do i tell the cat to stop trying to take my shirt off

@Dee no, I'm just very innocently asking questions to determine how many pets we may be allowed to get from you

@thufie ok

@thufie consider this:

Þufi BLM ~ ~
@thufie

@ckie #mastodevnotajoke
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@thufie girl you're nice and all but how is this mastodev?

@Dee and if I pick your door's lock open and then let my cat go in first? do you use both hands to pet each one of us?

@Dee and if I break into your apartment?

@Dee the best things do not happen with much planning

@Dee will you be getting cats to pet? they are very nice when not scritching you

@Dee hey, are you in my walls? i literally did this yesterday but at 4am, not 3am

@root@moth.zone i hate you why