mei 🌒& @ckie@pixie.town

@Dee no, I'm just very innocently asking questions to determine how many pets we may be allowed to get from you

@thufie ok

@thufie consider this:

Þufi BLM ~ ~
@thufie

@ckie #mastodevnotajoke
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@thufie girl you're nice and all but how is this mastodev?

@Dee and if I pick your door's lock open and then let my cat go in first? do you use both hands to pet each one of us?

@Dee and if I break into your apartment?

@Dee the best things do not happen with much planning

@Dee will you be getting cats to pet? they are very nice when not scritching you

@Dee hey, are you in my walls? i literally did this yesterday but at 4am, not 3am

@root@moth.zone i hate you why

@forever@fedi.nullob.si WHY DOES THAT LOOK SO MUCH LIKE A MACBOOKsiodf osdfjsdoifj i was very confused by the winkey keeb

@forever@fedi.nullob.si girl, i give up. send da link.

@Dee (:

@Dee meow

brain Brain Brai- Brrraaaaaain

@Dee many enbies,,

@forever@fedi.nullob.si bad unmarked headmate!! bad!! no coffee after $X time!!

help i woke up and suddenly farts are actually stink now??

@forever@fedi.nullob.si in what stage of transit is our blob currently in?

@forever@fedi.nullob.si did it time out yet?