mei 🌒& @ckie@pixie.town

@forever@fedi.nullob.si computers break → break computers

@maia this is @Dee material

every time i open a ec cw it's like a 50% chance i'll go like "why are you looking at me i would not like to exist or be observed" instead of "oh wow, cutie"

@Dee @tost is this a challenge?

how do i have >100 posts already wha iev only been here for a bit longer than all the 🐦site users

@forever@fedi.nullob.si nix ohh ess
(nixos)

@j my cat looked at me like "wot u doing there watching that other cat human, what was that"

cat retroreflectors

@Dee no.. the nerdsnipe! it hurts..

@lyncia chaotic neutral

@Dee {okay, story time}

*gives deeboop a hand to move around with*

@Dee

@Dee boop!!

@Dee no, you boop when you jump

@Dee *throws the mastoboop at stick-Dee, transforming zem into a mastoboop*

@Dee *goes to find a wild mastoboop*

@Dee oh- wait!! sto-

*the DEE swaps physical forms with the stick*

@Dee okay, you're there! jump!

@Dee hey, hey! don't fret, just follow the sound of my voice!

@Dee
*ze finishes jumping at the first stick*

*ze can no longer see the second stick due to everything turning red*