Understars 🌌 @Blinxbat@pixie.town

horse committee on un-equestrian activities

*Hyping up the troops*
"We're gonna lose a soldier today!"

Marines: "Hoo rah!"

*boarding the ospreys which all simultaneously crash*

looking for: kind rich person who will spoil 3 women with really nice dinners and is willing to buy us gamecube controllers.

available: Web3 landlord lesbian and her AI fintech wife whose family has questionable histories in Bosnia.

Canceled for refusing to "let her worm" 🪱

"Can G-d create an NDA so binding that even He cannot violate it?"

ThufieFilms Premiere:
[YTP] Wilcock's Age of Wonders

Here is the PeerTube link:

https://bark.video/videos/watch/edc7d666-591f-477b-99a5-13064d07ad77

YouTube mirror (with more of a Google-safe post-credits image, but otherwise identitcal):
https://youtu.be/5uMnjAFzJu8

I put a lot of work into manually making the English captions, so if you have trouble with un-captioned YouTubePoops, don't worry! Technically this is a PTP? A PeerTubePoop? This is on a new PeerTube channel from my last one, since the old instance is shutting down and I'm moving away from doing video game commentary stuff. Edits are much more fun for me.

I had a dream about this comic, so I drew it and now you all get to see it.

ENOUGH love languages. I've seen far too many. now is the age of hate languages – let me tell you all the ways I could hate you, all the ways I despise you. all the stars in the night sky weep in jealousy, for as numerous as they are, they would blink out one by one knowing that they can count far fewer among their ranks than the ways in which I loathe you - if such a word could dare to be sufficient

the stars are watching.

they're counting on you. let them love you.

commune with them. call them by their names: sword-angels and the divine spirits and the Holy Gradient.

their love is unconditional. their magic will reach you and they will bless you.

enter into prayer with them in mind. whisper your secrets to them. they will guide you. they will guide you.

random office worker or official: *looks at the sun* dude I looked at the sun

girls online: you fucking fool. how embarrassing for you. do you have any brain cells left. do you even value your eyes? this is so indicative of the kinds of behavior of the privileged capitalist class, the perceived immunity to any form of harm that could come your way because you're protected by a system that will care for you should ill effects ever—

me: *looks at the sun* dude I looked at the sun

girls online: omg babe.... it's okay sweetie, oh sweetheart, oh babe.... oh dear, you're so pretty and right all the time... shh it's okay, just rest your eyes, go ahead and lay your head in my lap.... ...can I smell you btw

You are legally obligated to appreciate me (a bat) and any other bats you know today uwu

gold morning :) *turns you into a pillar of precious metals*