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"That's how to test space for what it is. Look directly at the sun."

nonsense 

yo the new boss has the thc wellness diffuser that tears your throat out like a grizzly bear and gives you dehydration headaches without getting you high even a little bit. Says he's gotta min-max you like a starcraft player so he can keep his position during the recession.

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You know shadow clone jutsu isn't real right?
You know polyamory isn't real right?
You know ninjas aren't real right?

dollposting 

Dolls that you can take home and fix are all the rage, but what about dolls that come from the store like that? Like dollar store dolls, cheap plastic knockoff dolls, Dirt Devil® dolls? Dolls with cost cutting baked into their design, dolls with that weird plastic smell, dolls that make loud noises all the time?
I'm putting my hat in the ring for those dolls.

The government doesn’t want you to know that love is real and it can hurt you

:hahe: It makes me happy when you are hurt! ha he!

nsfw 🐾 

barefoot rights girls when she lets you huff it

:ralseiblunt: 

I like the way this catnip brands itself similaitly to edibles. Gotta keep the whole family high!

this is a jojo joke. a jojojo, if you will 

Dio: you can call me Disney's Aladdin because i'm about to show you the world

Lawnmower man 2 uses the term "jack off" to refer to logging off of the computer. fun movie

fake headline 

House Fire Caused By Rogue Tater Tot

I wish Linux would just work good grief. all the Linux touchers are like "huh, I feel the same way about windows." guess what space dork, this OS is for chumps

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