Understars 🌌 @Blinxbat@pixie.town

Girl Scritching for Enterprise™

girls scritching each other, as a treat

type of guy who's a wifebro

girls girls girls

melee is on a higher plane than sex

Freudian slip & slide

performance art where I go up on a stage and scream into the microphone: "Okay Google!!! Open e621.net!!!"

yeah I'm a service top. I'll top you and then show love as an act of service by fixing the toilet you broke with your cute fat ass

look, I DON'T cum. I'm ace!! it just doesn't happen that often! imagine being cishet though?? having to cum EVERY time Castillo strikes out a batter??? that's not booing you're hearing, it's the sound of a bunch orgasms in the stands. (Mariners fans are immune to this effect!)
let's go Mariners!!!

look, I can cum from some tender loving intimacy. but the CISHETS?? THEY can only cum when the Seattle Mariners' pinch-hitter scores a run! What a SAD way to have sex!!!!

hitting it from the back until you're hitting that mfing BOOST button!! boost this toot!! let's go Mariners!!

hey, you hear that? that's the sound of a very reluctant fav and boost

replacing your insides with a bunch of glass tubes, and then when we go to kiss, blowing hard into your mouth to make your body play a delightful little tune, turning you into a human ocarina

[sinful intent] hey