I am staring romantically into my robot gf's display during a quiet, happy night in.
"I love how you can read CD-ROMs," I say admiringly. "It's like magic."
"You nerd, those are so outdated," she giggles, projecting a blush.
"Floppy disks?" I offer, earning an affectionate swat. Encouraged, I add, "And I love how you catch salmon with your big, strong hands, right out of the river."
Her expression sours, and I realize too late: Once again, I've confused robots with bears. A rookie mistake.
@thufie uwu
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