re: read in your best airport security voice
@twisted sorry I could only read this in my aperture science announcer voice :(
racism mention I guess
@thufie no one else will humor them so they have to validate themselves with a machine that'll never tell them no
@thufie no you're not *curses you*
@thufie wife awake jumpscare
re: sex at reader, silly, I call you bro and man a bunch for comedic effect; featuring a secret second cw (Homestuck)
@vultureculture this is a dave strider post
@thufie but which half is the bat?
1/dog