subtoot? But like not at someone on mastodon. I'm just miffed tbh
Also they got so like haughty about it like "aha, actually it's this, but since you don't want to hear about it, I'll stop talking, haha :)"
I think we should start giving nerds swirlies again tbh, they got too confident with all their "dee an dees" and their "star tracks" being mainstream
subtoot? But like not at someone on mastodon. I'm just miffed tbh
Legitimately just had someone "um actually" me about mastodon not being social media or a website like lmao ok? idc what specific nerd terms you're using to describe it, there's no point to use a paragraph to describe mastodon in casual conversation
@thufie slime gf in the ice cube tray
I found this unintentionally hilarious sidebar in a book from 1971
"TEEN-AGERS, BEWARE OF THE "FRIEND" OF YOUR OWN SEX WHO
1. Is too "nice" to be true.
2. Wants to spend time with you alone.
3. Proposes that you be room mates and sleep in the same bed.
4. Writes you love notes as to a sweetheart.
5. Directs the conversation to intimate matters.
6. Wants to touch the private parts of your body.
THESE ARE SOME OF THE TRADEMARKS OF HOMOSEXUALITY."
@thufie kitty momence
@thufie i do what I want
you are not born to be a femgirl. you choose it, as it chooses you; a holy reciprocity, holy in a way that has nothing to do with church and everything to do with the depth of mirrors and the faint scent of sunlight. there are legends that say one femgirl rises every century, and her demeanour carries the age. i say, where a tower rises, cast lights upon her, and see the shadows lay in loving mimicry at her feet. there are a million colours of lipstick and still they invent more. we come.
1/dog