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people talk about waking up to being fucked or being fucked while asleep but nobody has proposed the fucking machine alarm clock feature that will literally fuck you awake or just smack your pelvis with a dildo until you wake up that way
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@lyncia@social.pixie.town i feel like it might be a bit difficult to sleep with an inactive sex toy applied
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@lyncia@social.pixie.town otherwise, yes please!
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@tay @lyncia@social.pixie.town i think it's worth the risk....
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@tay i once fell asleep with a buttplug in and i vaugely remember lovense had an alarm feature for their vibrators.
that doesnt mean itd be comfortable tho. obviously not a good idea for a daily alarm unless you need a horny alarm clock for your story or something. maybe have a trusted partner set this up while you're already asleep?
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@lyncia@social.pixie.town perhaps one could integrate a vibrator of some sort into underpants and only stimulate externally?
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@tay that would be the easiest and most comfortable option i think
porn goop 
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@lyncia waking up to a lube splurting noise and knowing what's coming next 
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@thufieplus ooooooooo
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@lyncia@social.pixie.town i need to find a way to link my alarm to my plug (it's buttplugIO compatible there's gotta be something) - there's days where just alexa ringing+connected log by bolb barely wakes me up
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@lyncia@social.pixie.town brilliant!!