people talk about waking up to being fucked or being fucked while asleep but nobody has proposed the fucking machine alarm clock feature that will literally fuck you awake or just smack your pelvis with a dildo until you wake up that way

@lyncia@social.pixie.town i feel like it might be a bit difficult to sleep with an inactive sex toy applied

@tay i once fell asleep with a buttplug in and i vaugely remember lovense had an alarm feature for their vibrators.

that doesnt mean itd be comfortable tho. obviously not a good idea for a daily alarm unless you need a horny alarm clock for your story or something. maybe have a trusted partner set this up while you're already asleep?