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@twisted@pixie.town
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- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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constructed from 2004 to 2006, the Chicago ‘Bean’ is responsible for the 2007-2008 financial crisis
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On June 26th, 2015, same sex marriage was made legal in all 50 states. Today, the 3rd of September 2023, I am making opposite sex marriage illegal in all 50 states
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it's just past eight and i'm feeling young and reckless 🕗
the ribbon on my wrist says, "do not open before christmas" 🎁
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we're only liars but we're the best
we're only good for the latest trends
we're only good 'cause you can have almost famous friends
besides, we've got such good fashion sense
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*opens mouth*
*thinkpad beep comes out*
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nsfw, us-history?
💬 "...absolutely. I guarantee this game will make you cum in less than five minutes. I will stake the international reputation of the United States upon it. Power is the ultimate aphrodesiac, you know..."
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this is the last thing i reblogged on my tumblr before going dark for years and ressurecting it now
i still think about it, honestly. it's good
Become ungentrifiable.
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how much longer until I'm allowed to start rending flesh
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how much longer must I endure being the sweetest girl who stays sunny despite the microaggressions
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The assumption: people with music on Spotify are making good money from streaming royalties
The reality: at less than one cent per stream, most musicians don't even make back the money it costs to put the music on Spotify, much less the amount it costs to produce the music to begin with
hate speech isn't very PC Magazine Reader's Choice ✅✅ of you
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is fry from futurama tboy swag? the UN consulate weighs in tonight at 9:30
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john freeman is my comfort character
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Goo Truther 
Call before you dig? That's a bunch of big government hogwash. There's free copper and sewer lines down there! And fiber's good for your diet too!
no really this post coincides with a ++++ on the mood chart i will not be sleeping for the next 156 hours. thank you for your understanding. i promise i will delete my account from shame once i am properly medicated.
showing this to my therapist and speedrunning getting sectioned
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
