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@twisted@pixie.town
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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BahnCard 1435: you can ride any train for free, but only if it's standard gauge
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BahnCard 69 (nice)
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BahnCard 420 (you can ride any train in the country for free and your compartment gets hotboxed)
medical, food, shitpost, terrible
My corn dog should probably see a doctor. That looks malignant.
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Lewis Carroll was on some real shit if he thought my brillig ass wasn't gonna be slithy when I gyre and gimble in the wabe😩
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i think birds should be able to do whip its too
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caps, satan
SEIZE THE MEANS OF SATANIC RITUAL SACRIFICES
emoji spam
Just bought 200K shares of $ENE for 4 BTC, hodling like my life depends on it💪💪💪💪💪💪 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 #EnronToTheMoon #ArthurAndersenSweep #SkillingIssue @ElonMusk
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dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs *pumping electronic party music ensues*
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"but vanta! drug war propaganda says weed is bad for schizophrenics!"
drug.
war.
propaganda.
for me personally at least, it helps calm the constant wave of markov bots shitting in my brain and polluting my thoughtstream with pure nonsense
because, yes, even antipsychotics can only help so much
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ppl these days are trying to claim hydration gang and urologyposters are enemies
and first off: don't pit two bad bitches against each other
secondly: one could not exist without the other <3 they are in love
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⚠️ THIS IS A HARRY POTTER-HOSTILE ACCOUNT ⚠️
nsfw, us-history?
💬 "...absolutely. I guarantee this game will make you cum in less than five minutes. I will stake the international reputation of the United States upon it. Power is the ultimate aphrodesiac, you know..."
135 should not be a multiple of 9 it just looks wrong. why
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whoa, this is awesome, I've never had a white friend before!! haha yeah.... hey man, does this mean I can use the uh... the b-word? y'know, like, "how's it hangin, my buddy?" is that inappropriate?
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"April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain." -American sports legend, Charles Barkley
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well somebody told me
you kinned my boyfriend
and fae kinned a girlfriend
that you had in February of last year
gross, ph -, uspol
henry kissinger's ghost put blood in my pee so i'm sending my er bill to his geopolitical consulting firm :)
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is a 
Girl 
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- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
