Theranos Board of Directors @twisted@pixie.town

*liberal voice* well, if the cops would just do their JOB......

if you're a US liberal im legally allowed to murder you btw and you can't say anything about it because you need to consider both sides of this argument

if you're dutch, I'm actually just legally allowed to hurt you. it's really cool

very good, Firefox, that is what I use that site for

Uh-huh.

(nuclear strike incoming voice) nuclear post incoming

me, barging into your conversation: "HELLO, I'M AN ALLY!!"

flipping your coffee table and sending all the biscuits flying: "I'M ON YOUR SIDE!!!"

standing in the middle of the room spinning round and yelling: "I WANT THE BEST FOR YOU, PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE"

I am really uncomfortable with the increasing amount of "ADHD coach"-type accounts on Twitter that continuously post "relatable" tweets seemingly just to advertise their courses or whatever, rather than out of any genuine desire to provide support to neurodiverse folks

I'm even more uncomfortable about these accounts seemingly often being run by actual neurodiverse folks, perpetuating harmful models of interaction to do a capitalism (ie. beyond "putting bread on the table"), instead of actually providing helpful advice directly

And I'm *really* not happy that I'm starting to see some of this stuff crop up on fedi as well

Where are the personal carbon emission graphs but it includes killing a rich person on it?

*puts you in the toaster and gently pushes the lever down* ❤️‍🔥

the alt right believes that since ssris can inhibit your sex drive as a side effect that means it also is stealing your soul from you im dead lmao

every day i am reminded that cis people think the two genders are Male and Nonmale

I just constantly have a crush on girls from the internet, huh. gay sigh