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@twisted@pixie.town
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- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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the cool thing is that now I can make gay little comics about stressed birds
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god I feel so fucking powerful. I can have a silly little thought like "horoscopes for birds" and make it more than a silly little toot, I can make it into an actual thing people can see. fucking excellent
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oss devs will rename "toot" to "publish" to avoid alluding to farting but won't rename gnu imp to not be a slur
mass effect depressive disorder
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sponsorblock just skipped forward to a boom sound effect mid sentence and then the video ended
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"blocking someone is an admission that you're wrong" blocking someone is an admission that they're fucking annoying actually
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BREAKING: Interpol warns of an international communist conspiracy to drink water, and get a good night's sleep, with police worldwide on the lookout for well-rested and well-hydrated radicals.
covid, caps, dystopia
DO NOT SUCCUMB TO DESPAIR, LOYAL CITIZENS. MINDFULNESS EXERCISES ARE AVAILABLE FROM SEVERAL MAJOR RETAILERS.
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it's me, the devious little gal who put a bomb inside your computer! teehee!!
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girlfriends 🥺
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Travel
America has been kept safe from my son's shaving cream. Thank you, TSA
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Meta, fedi racism
If you as a white person see a BIPOC calling out racism on here and you drop into their mentions to call them racist, please do us all a favor and take a long relaxing walk into the ocean
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I can't believe there are boosters on this website. What is this, a space ship?
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100% of my humor is based on whatever the last post i saw on my timeline said
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this post takes place in the year 20XX 😎
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Thanksgiving? haha more like no thanks! giving! hahaha whew
bites you
dissociation
watching myself have a mental breakdown in third person and thinking "damn i kinda look good though"
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
