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@twisted@pixie.town
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- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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basket with a sticky note that says "take a post, leave a post"
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joining an instance for the thrill of the admin having access to your DMs actually
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Hierarchy of needs: dick from a girl with a big knife
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just got called "gender bent Tom scott" by my gf
I'd like you to refer to my previous toot:
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paul atreides undergoing forced fremenization
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foreign state pussy got me actin crisis
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best feature of mastodon? gotta be the posts
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the follow-up that i thought of way too late
like most rail infrastructure in the united states, it's largely non-functional and underwhelming
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it'd be cool to find other BIPOC folks who are also weird little gremlins, funky lil posters, odd little fellas. I really haven't met too many non-white people on here to begin with
as famous twitter user dril once wrote, "political power grows out of the barrel of a gun"
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her: content warning: my dick and balls
me: show more
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LIFEHACK: estrange yourself from your entire family and you won't be forced to celebrate thanksgiving ever again 😁
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Tacoma is called the "City of Destiny" because the Elite Four is there
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I love being on mastodon cause i can be 23 making peepee poopoo jokes and y'all will laugh and then go back to talking about philosophy or politics or programming or botany or whatever
plural systems discussing the mechanics of their headspaces > any science fiction ever written
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I don't 'get' bitches, the bitches are incomprehensible to me
i'm literally a bottle of nyquil
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I'm an incomprehensible little goblin when I'm in the car alone. other people say they are and then I get in the car with them and they do some weird little stuff but like. damn they're neurotypical brained about it
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
