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@twisted@pixie.town
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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I'm kind of a bandsaw kinnie, the way I'm oscillating rapidly and menacing you with my sharp, toothy edges
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Fun fact about the furry fandom: The first fursona was made by the black artist Ken Sample. If you're in the fandom, you just might have heard of him.
If this angers you, get the fuck out of my fandom.
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profiles before nov 2022
‘i’m a stinky little bitch who likes to smoke mushrooms, look at my collection of pinecones, oh also i’m a #furry’
profiles after nov 2022
‘yes it’s me Firstname Lastname from the birdsite: influencer, thought leader’
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I think more billionaires should get 44 billion dollars stolen from them with nothing in return. In fact I think we should steal from them and then make them feel bad about it
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intro post, very very serious
LOOK at me. look at my profile picture. you see my face? I'm fucking hot. moreover, I'm a high level poster. I'm one of the finest shitposters on this website. I'm unhinged. I'm not safe for your place of work, your church, your grandmama's dining room, your crawlspace, your office lobby. I am not a girl of honor. I'm a bad bitch, perhaps among the worst. I am a force of incredible violence. I'm grimy, slimy, and rhymey. I'm a mean motherfucker with a bad taste in men. and I'm a very gentle and considerate lover. I'm Vulture Culture and I'm going to absolutely ruin your timeline. I post hard. #introduction
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I'm a needy slut but in the sense that I don't have sex and also in the way that I have attachment issues and rapidly declining mental health
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Half of web users are running ad blockers.
With your support and help, we can get that number higher.
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pixie.town statistics:
42 users
one little gnome running through the internet pipes delivering all the toots
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learning the true meaning of Christmas by biting and biting and biting and biting
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The name's Boy. Website Boy.
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*startup noise, followed by multiple error noises, then silence, then another startup noise*
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piracy is now only illegal if you dont seed
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pandemonium? i'm causing bidemonium
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I've got my cardiology appointment tomorrow and part of my brain is like "they're gonna take one look at the ultrasound then take out a gun and shoot you in the dick" and I'm like... no brain
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assumes reader's genitals, silly
quicktime action where you have to mash a button fast enough to saw your dick clean off
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Happy #TransAwarenessWeek especially to my fellow Black trans folks, especially to my fellow Black nonbinary folks
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
