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@twisted@pixie.town
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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The name's Boy. Website Boy.
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*startup noise, followed by multiple error noises, then silence, then another startup noise*
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piracy is now only illegal if you dont seed
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pandemonium? i'm causing bidemonium
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I've got my cardiology appointment tomorrow and part of my brain is like "they're gonna take one look at the ultrasound then take out a gun and shoot you in the dick" and I'm like... no brain
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assumes reader's genitals, silly
quicktime action where you have to mash a button fast enough to saw your dick clean off
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Happy #TransAwarenessWeek especially to my fellow Black trans folks, especially to my fellow Black nonbinary folks
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wow The Weed Corporation is an awesome brand! @weed
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Dear white people
Being around white people is kind of like being around neurotypical people. Even if you don't mean harm you have a bunch of weird expectations that don't make sense and get mad at us when we don't intuitively know what you want.
And if we piss you off enough you might use institutional power to get us locked up in a facility that won't let us leave.
can't wait to play the HURD waker on my GNU/Gamecube
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i know
i'll only post the most cursed corporate weed memes i can find
hell yeah
papal infallibility vs twitter, go
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picking a mastodon server to join is easy -- just think of it like you're allying with one of many families in a war-torn medieval land, each with their own histories, feuds, laws, blood rituals
@weed big fan of your work btw
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trans girls are my favorite dog breed
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
