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@twisted@pixie.town
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- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
suburban (offensive)
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The feds are taking my phone because my posts are seditious material
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new autism update:
- improved meowing and purring capabilities
- improved meowing and purring capabilities
just a few minutes ago it was bread, now you want me to call it "toast" just because it got a little bit of a suntan? fucking liberals
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BEEN SPENDING
MOST OUR LIVES
LIVIN' IN A
TOADSTA'S PARADISE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMwKXTnOTVc
this is the scent of dead skin on a linoleum floor🩸/this is the scent of quarantine wings in a hospital🏥
it's not so pleasant and it's not so conventional😷/it sure as hell ain't normal but we deal, we deal 
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bring back the dancing plague
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AS I WALK THROUGH THE KINGDOM OF THE MUSHROOMS OF DEATH,
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Amber Camille Aeonja luci Dawn Ixia Azalea Harmonia
been feeling really androgynous, like if a man and a woman had a baby
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gonna assume this "sex" people are talking about is a #CVQCon2022 thing
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Shitpost
Jermautism
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swinging away in the posting mines worrying if i'm going to hit my post quota before my shift is over
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starting a wildlife conservation but for bisexual men
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yeah, i'd seattle her mariners if you catch my drift
washing your ass is civ
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i think more sites should employ the Facebook "like" system where you can react with different emojis, except i think some reaction options should be downright hostile
hitting up posts with the 😡🖕❌
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"Why Are All The People I Follow On Mastodon Trans Women?" Asks Local "Man" Who Is About To Meet A Perfectly Identical Clone Of Himself In The Ruins Of A Fallen Ziggurat
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a B-flat is reached at the height of a glissando, sustained, wavers, and finally drops, as though its singer had run out of breath.
the soft purr of a two-stroke one-cylinder fills the early morning silence. its symphony, seemingly incessant, whisks you away from a pleasant dream, or early morning coffee, screaming "AWAKEN, SUBURBANITES, AND SHOW THANKS--
FOR YOUR LEAVES HAVE BEEN BLOWN."
the rich
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
