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Border Patrol SWAT teams headed to sanctuary cities 

“Among the agents being deployed to sanctuary cities are members of the elite tactical unit known as BORTAC... With additional gear such as stun grenades and enhanced Special Forces-type training, including sniper certification, the officers typically conduct high-risk operations targeting individuals who are known to be violent, many of them with extensive criminal records.”

people are going to die in these raids

nytimes.com/2020/02/14/us/Bord

happy valentines day, marxism shitpost 

roses are red
violas are black
the workers are taking
their means of production back

linux problems 

both debian and manjaro have both broken on my jank ass computer multiple times but i'm tired enough of windows' bullshit that i will go through HELL and HIGH WATER to make this work

drugs shitpost 

i might actually try this just to see if it does anything; will report back with any effects on the off chance i actually do it

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drugs shitpost 

might start microdosing nyquil as a bit like how new age hippies and other such folks microdose lsd

lewd, slimegirl discourse 

advantages to being slimegirl (by @thufie ):
- can be fucked anywhere, everywhere's a hole
- thicc slime lips do good succ
- absorb loved ones for maximum warmth
- partner gets to see where they've filled you up uwu
disadvantages to being slimegirl:
- literally none

"ok boomer"

[a nearby boomer goes into listening mode, broadcasting my speech directly to google inc]

lewd, cursed (in the spirit of the season), cursed (normally) 

in the spirit of 🍆 cocktoberfest 🍆 i will be sucking dick for the next 16 days, you can contact me on the 18th regarding this if you have questions or concerns

lewd and weird and probably heresy 

sir this is a christian strip club i'm going to have to ask you to leave

lewd, clothing 

I did a google to find a cheeky reply to jess but instead sent myself spiraling into a laughing fit

$- 

wow damn i really have like no fucking money huh

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