Theranos Board of Directors @twisted@pixie.town

saw a sign in Iowa for "Iowa's ONLY Presidential Museum" and I had half a mind to drive there and piss on the doorstep of the Herbert Hoover Presidential Library

putting a robot gf in battery saving mode

hetero sex was invented by the US government. and that's why it's so bad, lacking, and plagued by procedural issues

me, a butch lesbo 🤝 46 year old YouTube car repair dads

wearing flannel; saying "no way in hell I'm taking that to the dealer's" and instead fixing it

the difference between Jersey Mike and Jimmy John (or James Johnathan) is that Mike will call you a tranny to your face, but at least he'll look you in the eyes when he fucks you

kin assigning my friends diatoms, as the most queer microorganisms

I should be held and cherished

sorry I'm late I was throwing lithium batteries at people

okay but imagine Portland if we removed the white people

okay, I’ll bite. what’s “homestuck”

Jobs ignoring you and sending rejections for positions you’re extremely qualified for might be incompetence, but it seems like they are just listing positions they don’t really care to fill. Forcing you to join job sites so you get those emails full of other job offers seems specifically counterproductive to recruiting, but seems great for wearing down job seekers

I’m gonna become a conspiracy weirdo about the idea that a global ruling class has designed online job search to be as psychologically damaging as possible to keep wages down

some people really treat this website like the serious business social media site from Homestuck

knuckle tats that say
CAN'T COUNT