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@twisted@pixie.town
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- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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putting a robot gf in battery saving mode
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opsec is trauma response
please, miss gender was my mother. call me trans
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hetero sex was invented by the US government. and that's why it's so bad, lacking, and plagued by procedural issues
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me, a butch lesbo 🤝 46 year old YouTube car repair dads
wearing flannel; saying "no way in hell I'm taking that to the dealer's" and instead fixing it
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awful weird t-slur fast food transphobia sex shitpost, it's bad and I'm sorry
the difference between Jersey Mike and Jimmy John (or James Johnathan) is that Mike will call you a tranny to your face, but at least he'll look you in the eyes when he fucks you
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I dream of one day browsing the fedi without seeing a single US flag
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kin assigning my friends diatoms, as the most queer microorganisms
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I should be held and cherished
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someone should drop a massive cartoon anvil on my head, as a bit
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sorry I'm late I was throwing lithium batteries at people
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okay but imagine Portland if we removed the white people
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okay, I’ll bite. what’s “homestuck”
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Jobs ignoring you and sending rejections for positions you’re extremely qualified for might be incompetence, but it seems like they are just listing positions they don’t really care to fill. Forcing you to join job sites so you get those emails full of other job offers seems specifically counterproductive to recruiting, but seems great for wearing down job seekers
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I’m gonna become a conspiracy weirdo about the idea that a global ruling class has designed online job search to be as psychologically damaging as possible to keep wages down
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some people really treat this website like the serious business social media site from Homestuck
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knuckle tats that say
CAN'T COUNT
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radiologist career track
scholarships 2015
am I a faildaughter
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
