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@twisted@pixie.town
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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yr "ACAB" is meaningless till you stop conceptualizing incarceration as Bad People Containment
au where all the homestuck cast are in the same plural system: frontstuck
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*dissociates cutely*
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they should add me to forntite
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"Not the Biggest Fan of Cops"
Spotted in Perth, Western Australia
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vulture :)
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if i was the government and i was concerned about inflation, I would simply close e621
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i think aggregating personal info about people is bad actually
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In today's bad #AI thing, apparently someone's made an "AI" (stochastic parrot of centrist neoliberalism) that lets you "talk to historical figures" and it's all kinds of terrible, e.g. Henry Ford being like "I mean I wasn't REALLY anti-Semitic" but this one is... a perfect example of how wrong it is and funny as HELL:
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BREAKING: Chinese schoolchildren being forced to recite "dystopian" pledge of allegiance to national flag, according to US-ran Radio Liberty.
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broke: fatboy slim
bespoke: fatboy stim
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having multiple sets of pronouns improves the longevity of your pronouns, by allowing them to wear evenly
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i see how it is. "big government bad" until the size of the government actually gets reduced (deconstructing the police officers here to serve the polycule a noise complaint into a fine, soup-like homogenate)
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audiophiles have it all wrong anyway if you want to enjoy your music more the solution is not to hear ever detail but to play it on big shitty speakers in a huge uncomfy concrete room with lots of people on the floor . maybe a little E idk
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best part about this college? gotta be the bitches bro. you see that? [sharp inhale] damn... anyway, what are you doing after orientation? i was thinkin you and me could go back to my dorm; i got the new xbox 360 haha but only two controllers so i don't think we should invite anyone else it would just be u n me in my room just like hangin out ....
melee is on a higher plane than sex 
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Breaking news: mastodon has content warnings that are really helpful so that your friendly trans mutuals don't get panic attacks and existential dread while scrolling
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how do you write poetry without continuously thinking you're just being pretentious/deep without meaning
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in 2023, it is important to remember that women
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
