Theranos Board of Directors @twisted@pixie.town

it's so hard to find a femboy to share a sweet and tender moment with these days

*dissociates cutely*

they should add me to forntite

"Not the Biggest Fan of Cops"
Spotted in Perth, Western Australia

vulture :)

if i was the government and i was concerned about inflation, I would simply close e621

In today's bad #AI thing, apparently someone's made an "AI" (stochastic parrot of centrist neoliberalism) that lets you "talk to historical figures" and it's all kinds of terrible, e.g. Henry Ford being like "I mean I wasn't REALLY anti-Semitic" but this one is... a perfect example of how wrong it is and funny as HELL:

BREAKING: Chinese schoolchildren being forced to recite "dystopian" pledge of allegiance to national flag, according to US-ran Radio Liberty.

I'm just here for the thrill of the krill

the fact that my girlfriend roots for the same hockey team I like is true love

CIA agent, sweating: Fidel Castro's ghost personally contaminated the cayenne pepper in this taco bowl, I think I'm gonna be sick. I think I have Havana Syndrome

I should be allowed to kiss birds

I'm autistic for other girls
W + did ask + cares about you + *infodumps* + *infodumps* + *infodumps* + *infodumps* + *infodumps* + *infodumps* + *infodumps* + *bites you*

broke: fatboy slim

bespoke: fatboy stim

so called anarchists when they're in a state of mind

having multiple sets of pronouns improves the longevity of your pronouns, by allowing them to wear evenly

Do it Godzilla!
Destroy the Financial District!
Make the people happy!