Theranos Board of Directors @twisted@pixie.town

Remind you that if you're a user on this instance I'm allowed to anihilates you with my big orbital laser, that's how being an administrator works

I'm also allowed to do that with users on other instances

Fuck all these other bands and albums, "Music from Mathematics (Played by IBM7090)" is where it's at.

sure they say the breadsticks are unlimited, but after a certain amount they start throttling the speed

drugs 🤝 education
being able to change your subjective consciousness

someone: "You're really cute but I'm gonna be honest your mannerisms make me feel like I'm talking to a kid on GaiaOnline circa 2010s and it's really off-putting..."

me: "i'm gonna choose to take that as a compliment" *blocks them everywhere lmaosies*

i wanna pin this quote to my chest like a badge of honor

happy ace attorney day

Girlclock

heyyyyooooo

hey you're really aesthetically pleasing but the very foundation of the way you go about communicating with other human beings, as fundamentally social animals, i find to be personally distasteful and i'm gonna insult you about it

like it's not an exaggeration to call my "mannerisms" what they are -- the core of my being

if humans are social animals

and our survival over many millennia has been due to this

it could be said that our most important feature is the ability to communicate and socialize

i know that's certainly my favorite hobby

so like... telling someone the way they neurodivergently communicate is wrong is... mean

you're basically telling them there's something wrong with them fundamentally

Making a post on liberals.democracy:

hello fellow enlightened centrists! I sure love democracy! I'm democrazy you might say! haha, that's just a fun little joke. anyway I'm off to the polls! remember it doesn't matter who you vote for as long as you vote! kony2012!

"[event] fractured humanity into seven ideological factions" is a hilarious premise to me. I think you mean unified

The password manager knows what your password is at all times. It knows this because it knows what it isn’t. By subtracting what it is from what it isn’t, or what it isn’t from what it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The password generation subsystem uses deviations to generate random passwords to get your password from what it is to what it isn’t, and arriving at one it wasn’t, it now is. Consequently, what it is, is now what it wasn’t, and it follows that the password that it was, is now the password that it isn’t. In the event that the password that it is is not the password that it wasn’t, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between what the password is, and what it wasn’t. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the password generator. However, the manager must also know what it was. The password manager generation scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the manager has obtained, it is not sure just what the password is. However, it is sure what it isn’t, within reason, and it knows what it was. It now subtracts what it should be from what it wasn’t, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of what it shouldn’t be, and what it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

man i shoulda flown to O'Tortoise this shit slow af ‼️

Unethical non monogamy because we heat our orgy bed with coal