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@twisted@pixie.town
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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friend: hey should i use masto
me: sure. it’s weird but i like it
friend: ok. i made an account
me, posting: just got awarded employee of the month at the dickgobbling factory #blessed #dickgobbling
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Kill the cop that lives inside your head
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Fuck Homeland Security
Fuck the CIA
Fuck the NSA
Fuck ICE
Fuck Cops
Fuck every government agency dedicated to "national security", near universally these agencies make the world worse and have caused MASSIVE amounts of suffering for no consequences (thats the point isn't it? Violence without accountability).
If I didn't completely disrespect these clowns before jan 6th, I have no respect for them now just letting that happen because some of their friends were in it.
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Goo Truther 
"homeland security"
- a bunch of white people (they are securing someone else's homeland for themselves) #FedsOffFedi
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didn't think I'd see defederate mean literally removing US federal agents
gnomefield for president #FedsOffFedi
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Instance Subtoot but
"information security focused social network INVITES US federal department of homeland security onto their instance" reads like a fucking parody sketch
How is this real life
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the popular children's book "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie" except it's the Department of Homeland Security
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hey by the way, remember when DHS served cease and desist letters to Twitter users who were upset with the repeal of Roe? just in case you forgot what their priorities are
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Homeland Security in 48 hours: hmm, interesting development. so tell me then, Mr. Rochko, how would one hypothetically force them to federate?
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(im obviously against having feds on here no matter if it's personally a security risk or not)
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federated nightmare journal software
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asking my enemies "would you still hate me if i was a worm"
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Trans women are goddesses. Never let them tell you otherwise.
its a gun
(stolen and captioned) this really is the worst pistol in history
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O boy! My website boy! Our fearful spike is done,
The instance has weather'd every boost, the DAU we sought is won
Sidekiq is clear, the bloops I hear, the people are tooting,
While follow requests steadily grow, the server grim and daring;
But O mod! mod! mod!
O the toxic toots of hate,
Where on the TL my Boy lies,
Fallen unfollowed and blocked.
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
