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@twisted@pixie.town
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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I don't 'get' bitches, the bitches are incomprehensible to me
i'm literally a bottle of nyquil
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I'm an incomprehensible little goblin when I'm in the car alone. other people say they are and then I get in the car with them and they do some weird little stuff but like. damn they're neurotypical brained about it
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Are you enjoying the comfort of your Tesla electric vehicle?
Has your car automatically locked and is driving itself to San Francisco?
Congrats! You have been chosen to work at Twitter until they can bring their staff back.
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a measly sum of money that COULD go to the local police department could INSTEAD be used to let me travel to Europe and cuddle with a bunch of cuties. think about that, liberals
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get over it already!!! it's 2012, girls are allowed to be a little bit sleepy
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fun fact: my posts are what you feel when you chew Five gum
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they tell me what I need. they try to sell me on their products and cures and remedies. what I need, in these trying times, is kissy on my forehead 🥰
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i love to "build an audience" on "mastodon"
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self promo
im charlotte
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I love you. bless you. *rolls you up in a big cozy blanket*
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I'm kind of a bandsaw kinnie, the way I'm oscillating rapidly and menacing you with my sharp, toothy edges
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Fun fact about the furry fandom: The first fursona was made by the black artist Ken Sample. If you're in the fandom, you just might have heard of him.
If this angers you, get the fuck out of my fandom.
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profiles before nov 2022
‘i’m a stinky little bitch who likes to smoke mushrooms, look at my collection of pinecones, oh also i’m a #furry’
profiles after nov 2022
‘yes it’s me Firstname Lastname from the birdsite: influencer, thought leader’
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I think more billionaires should get 44 billion dollars stolen from them with nothing in return. In fact I think we should steal from them and then make them feel bad about it
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intro post, very very serious
LOOK at me. look at my profile picture. you see my face? I'm fucking hot. moreover, I'm a high level poster. I'm one of the finest shitposters on this website. I'm unhinged. I'm not safe for your place of work, your church, your grandmama's dining room, your crawlspace, your office lobby. I am not a girl of honor. I'm a bad bitch, perhaps among the worst. I am a force of incredible violence. I'm grimy, slimy, and rhymey. I'm a mean motherfucker with a bad taste in men. and I'm a very gentle and considerate lover. I'm Vulture Culture and I'm going to absolutely ruin your timeline. I post hard. #introduction
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
