Theranos Board of Directors @twisted@pixie.town

If you don't want to eat the rich, then why are you even here

LOOK at me. look at my profile picture. you see my face? I'm fucking hot. moreover, I'm a high level poster. I'm one of the finest shitposters on this website. I'm unhinged. I'm not safe for your place of work, your church, your grandmama's dining room, your crawlspace, your office lobby. I am not a girl of honor. I'm a bad bitch, perhaps among the worst. I am a force of incredible violence. I'm grimy, slimy, and rhymey. I'm a mean motherfucker with a bad taste in men. and I'm a very gentle and considerate lover. I'm Vulture Culture and I'm going to absolutely ruin your timeline. I post hard. #introduction

no but if you come #OnHere expecting to be an influencer, you're in for a treat if you're trans and queer and really weird and have a nice ass (like me). anyone else gets their ankles broken and is left in a roadside ditch #feditips

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​ one little gnome running through the internet pipes delivering all the toots

learning the true meaning of Christmas by biting and biting and biting and biting

The name's Boy. Website Boy.

*startup noise, followed by multiple error noises, then silence, then another startup noise*

piracy is now only illegal if you dont seed

I've got my cardiology appointment tomorrow and part of my brain is like "they're gonna take one look at the ultrasound then take out a gun and shoot you in the dick" and I'm like... no brain

quicktime action where you have to mash a button fast enough to saw your dick clean off

Many Europeans as well... #fuckCars

Happy #TransAwarenessWeek especially to my fellow Black trans folks, especially to my fellow Black nonbinary folks

Saying "we can't mask anymore, because at some point we have to get back to normal" is racist. Asian countries have been masking for years. What is normal is taking collective action in order to protect others, especially those most vulnerable. #BringBackMasks

#COVID #COVID19 #publichealth #epidemiology

#Weed #GirlBoss #FourTwenty

wow The Weed Corporation is an awesome brand! @weed

#Stoner #StonerNation #SmokeWeedEveryDay