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@twisted@pixie.town
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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referring to vitamin d deficiency as "seattle-style depression"
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oh shit wow halloween is only in four days better throw a costume together, quick! 🤔💭
i know! i'll be a depressed neurodivergent punk trans girl this year! 😁
this'll be really hard to pull off, wish me luck 😂
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Goo Truther 
getting me an imposter girl because the way she using that tongue is sus!
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death grips 100 gecs collab why not
plural violence
polyfrag your CO
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big thank you to all the mods, admins, and regular users who put in the work
sigma female tip: sexual attraction diverts valuable energy away from the grind, time spent on romancing a partner is time that could be spent on making money
i get ZERO bitches ( 
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normalize sighing
it feels nice and a lot of the time, it doesn't mean anything
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just called the flag of canada "the red weed pride flag"
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Give 'em
a hug!
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you know how they advertise toilets by showing how many golf balls they can flush....I think if all the toilets worked together, we could flush all of them
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"stop headbutting me" you say? you tell me "it hurts" when i bite you??
need i remind you that it was YOU who wanted a catboy girlfriend
the shit that ive said pile doesnt stop from getting taller
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submissive and marketable
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me, wearing a hoodie and jeans today, desperately hoping the nonbinary police don't catch me misrepresenting the brand
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yeah i'm LGBT
Let's
Get
Baked
Today
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🏳️🌈 
LGBT stands for "let's get baked today"
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
