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@twisted@pixie.town
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
aren't you supposed to be in school?
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due to review score inflation all pieces of media should be scored at 7/10 to ensure objectivity
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born too late to fuck around, but just in time to find out
racemic kansas and arkansas implies the existence of eskansas
spaceposting
stop calling it the billionaire space race its the billionaire waste race
spaceposting
just heard the blue origin launch failed its rapid unplanned disassembly i'm gonna need a moment
pol, spaceposting
obviously im no fan of the ussr but they won the space race by every metric except one
- first artificial satellite
- first person in space
- first spacecraft on the moon
-first spacecraft to escape earth
- first extended human habitation in space
- first spacecraft to land on another planet
- theres a lot more
the point here is twofold: first, any american claims to "winning the space race" are pure nationalism; second, don't let billionaire creeps deceive you into thinking that collectivism and progress are mutually exclusive #space
american culture, cognitohazard
just heard someone say "jesus is like a cheeseburger" at ihop
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i miss the comfort in being sad
i miss the comfort in being sad
i miss the comfort in being sad
sports, caps, shitpost, im drunk, anglophobia
me at 12:00 today: eh im not much of a football fan but i guess England's playing or something
me now: ENGLAND IS A DISGRACE TO THE FUCKING SPORT. THEY'RE COWARDLY AND DISHONORABLE. Football is GONE. It's not fucking coming home BECAUSE EVERY TIME IT DOES, THE BRITS DRAG ITS NAME THROUGH THE MUD!
anyways denmark should have won (or at least, not lost to a laser pointer)
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coronavirus ableism death etc
disabled people are like, hey we're the ones at risk of dying from the pandemic and the restrictions are the bare minimum precaution keeping our fellow citizens from casually killing us en masse.
and abled people are like, i hear you, and i'm very sorry, however i'm also bored
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Cynder, Sanguine Dragoness 🍵
Money help needed, somewhat time sensitive, please boost
So...
Previously unbeknownst to us, we recently learned that we owe $1516.71 in utility bills. One out of the three bodies in the house is working, but it simply is not enough to cover this in addition to our monthly fees (which we are fine on, currently). If the debt is not paid by the end of this month, our electricity will be shut off.
Please help a queer and disabled household.
Venmo: @void_
PayPal: alexahearthling@gmail.com
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remember michael phelps used to take fat bong rips poolside. the race wouldnt even start if he wasnt high as shit
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Heads up for people taking antipsychotics: many antipsychotic medications affect your body’s ability to regulate temperature, especially in hot weather. If you’re on a high dosage especially, stay cool, drink lots of water and stay inside during this heat wave. We are at a high risk for heat stroke and heat exhaustion.
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
