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@twisted@pixie.town
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
ph- but funny
i, uh, overdosed on tums
i realize what day it is but this isnt a bit im recovering from hypermagnesmia
dont ask how i got here
, smoking (the bad kind)
you know youre high when you try to ash your juul
demo drop, uspol
this song was written and recorded in one day with a phone mic but it's still higher quality than ted cruz's beard
self-promo
music's still coming btw, demos are gonna start dropping sometime next week
(she says knowing full well they aren't recorded yet)
apt69420 ment
raise your hands if you expected masto to finally get public attention after a (based af) cybercrime done by a user
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i wish all
the cops/bots/surveillance operatives reading this
a very
eat shit
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@vantablack why would they do this instead of just being nice and pulling out their phone calculator for you..... I'm sorry ppl literally have no idea the hell min wage jobs are
clock: 1:00pm
my brain: FUCK has it been a long day of sitting on my ass. Sleep time
clock: 2:00am
my brain: *chugging a red bull* Did someone say MORNING???????
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The Burmese anarcho-punk band Rebel Riot put together an anthem for the anti-coup protests and it fuckin SLAPS #OurBeats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ODKj6E-L5E
rise and grind lets get these meds
a birdsite toot to ted cruz
@/tedcruz@twitter.com Your wife looks like she constantly lives in fear of being within 6ft of your beard - COVID denial is gonna be HORRIBLE for your marriage.
highpost
im not THE joker but im A joker, you feel?
left "unity" subtoot
if china is so good then where do my shoes get made
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help i'm getting upthrow-rested in my favorite game
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"i'm an SJW -- a super joint witch"
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
