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- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
leftpol, happy valentines
This Valentine's Day, remember that if your partner expects you to show your appreciation for them by buying into consumerist marketing tactics meant to sell shitty chocolate and dying flowers they aren't the one. Give your SO lots of love and hugs and kisses, but don't fucking support Nestlé just for a relationship with a nonrad.
Same goes for Easter and Christmas. Gift-giving is good. Mandatory gift-giving on a certain date is a tool of capitalist oppression. Don't buy into it.
That said, fuck i love my girlfriends so fucking much theyre all so cute and loving and kind and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (u know who you are cuties. ily. happy valentines. amerikkka delenda est)
shakespeare is bad. click to learn why i think so
and the fact that he's part of the canon is fucked up since a) his work is older than capitalism (not a bad thing ive read plato) b) the hegemonic focus on shakespeare as The Great English Writer shuts out marginalized authors very intentionally (the american education system is a blight on the land and must be destroyed)
also, oth*llo is kinda racist, even for its era. from what i hear
also obligatory fuck shakespeare id rather have read Le Guin in hs
shakespeare/shitpost/potential cognitohazard
stop saying "i was born in the wrong generation" and start saying "i was from my mother's womb untimely ripped"
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I DON'T HAVE MUCH OF AN EDUCATION
BUT I GOT A KNACK FOR ELIMINATION
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yes im a gay 2000s kid how could you tell
anyways look up "toxic slowed reverb" on youtube right now
high thoughts
slowing a song down and pitching it lower is the musical equivalent of putting sunglasses on acharachter to make them cool
ok can we all stop screwing around and admit that 2021 isnt real... its march 327, 2020 in our hearts
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USPol, Liberals
Liberals can in the same breath say, "Fuck donald trump for sneezing directly into his hands" and follow up with "Now Obama's drone strike policy was a delicate decision to make and i can't blame him for murdering innocent people"
@thufie is doggirl and you should pet her
Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting the same result isn't insanity, it's SCIENCE. I'm not crazy, because i don't expect this to work!
- bugfixing in a nutshell
i frequently get bullied by my girlfriends for liking sports
subtoot, nsfw, hypno, forcefem
a how to guide on forcefemming yourself with highly sophisticated mind control:
1) open your web browser, go to duckduckgo.com, and search "optical illusion"
2) cover yourself in women's clothes
3) rotate image
4) skirt go spinny
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*baby voice to my cat as she watches my computer screen*: Are you doing an industrial espionage? Who's stealing company secrets, good girl~! Such a pretty little saboteur ✨
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via working class histroy
"On this day, 17 November 1983, six people of Indigenous and mestizo origin founded the Zapatista Army of National Liberation (EZLN) in the mountains of Chiapas, Mexico. 11 years later, around 3000 predominantly Indigenous armed EZLN members launched an uprising taking control of a considerable amount of land in the region, freeing prisoners and destroying police and army barracks. In a counter-attack by the Mexican army, the guerrillas lost control of many towns and cities and retreated into the Lacandon jungle. Subsequently the Zapatistas established a number of self-governing autonomous communities, with a population of over 300,000 people. Other than personal property, private ownership was abolished, with collective ownership of land and collectively owned and run workplaces. Radical, democratic schools, where pupils are not graded, were established, as was a universal healthcare service, drastically improving public health and reducing infant mortality. The communities also have a strong commitment to Indigenous, women's and LGBT+ rights. ..."
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
