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@twisted@pixie.town
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
linux problems
both debian and manjaro have both broken on my jank ass computer multiple times but i'm tired enough of windows' bullshit that i will go through HELL and HIGH WATER to make this work
drugs shitpost
i might actually try this just to see if it does anything; will report back with any effects on the off chance i actually do it
drugs shitpost
might start microdosing nyquil as a bit like how new age hippies and other such folks microdose lsd
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lewd, slimegirl discourse
@thufie please confirm or deny
lewd, slimegirl discourse
advantages to being slimegirl (by @thufie ):
- can be fucked anywhere, everywhere's a hole
- thicc slime lips do good succ
- absorb loved ones for maximum warmth
- partner gets to see where they've filled you up uwu
disadvantages to being slimegirl:
- literally none
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"ok boomer"
[a nearby boomer goes into listening mode, broadcasting my speech directly to google inc]
im lensbian and i love my wife sooo much h hhhhh
lewd, cursed (in the spirit of the season), cursed (normally)
in the spirit of 🍆 cocktoberfest 🍆 i will be sucking dick for the next 16 days, you can contact me on the 18th regarding this if you have questions or concerns
mh-
why am i like this and how do i stop
lewd and weird and probably heresy
sir this is a christian strip club i'm going to have to ask you to leave
420
"super saiyan vape rig" - @thufie
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lewd, clothing
I did a google to find a cheeky reply to jess but instead sent myself spiraling into a laughing fit
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$-
wow damn i really have like no fucking money huh
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americans on fedi: haha america sucks, down with the USA
me: yeah, there's no such thing as [state name] culture
americans: now hold on a diggity dog gone minute
lewd, kachow
i don't remember the context for this toot but it's out there i guess
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
