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@twisted@pixie.town
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
420
"super saiyan vape rig" - @thufie
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lewd, clothing
I did a google to find a cheeky reply to jess but instead sent myself spiraling into a laughing fit
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$-
wow damn i really have like no fucking money huh
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americans on fedi: haha america sucks, down with the USA
me: yeah, there's no such thing as [state name] culture
americans: now hold on a diggity dog gone minute
lewd, kachow
i don't remember the context for this toot but it's out there i guess
lewd, kachow
cishets are like the cars porn parody
kachow
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y'all i'm fuckin gay and i love my wife
fall out boy, misheard lyrics, lewd, firearms
we're going down, down
in a no leelah ra
sugar, we're going down swingin'
i'll be your number one, whip or pull it
i know you got cocks, yeah, cop hidden bullet
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portland / white nationalists / safety reminder
reminder that white nationalists from across the country are descending on Portland this Saturday the 17th. There have been multiple credible threats of extreme violence from the far-right that plan to attend, and the police are openly threatening state violence. Businesses are already planning to close. I had to offer to cover most of the shifts at the co-op on Saturday just to prevent white nationalists from shutting us down with threats.
Carry your self defense tools (pepper spray, etc), try to travel in groups, and check-in on each other. I have a feeling this is going to be bad.
Carry your self defense tools (pepper spray, etc), try to travel in groups, and check-in on each other. I have a feeling this is going to be bad.
pol, bad joke, gatekeeping(kinda)
don't say you like the Mastodon anime if you haven't read the manga
soon is just long son
lewd
i might have stolen this from @thufie but she stole my "no μ" joke so it all evens out
lewd
bras are just pillowcases
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Being trans is good
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CBD is boneless weed
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D/s shitpost
emacs: File <filename> has changed on disk. Reread from disk? (yes or no)
me: "y"
emacs: Please answer yes or no.
me: u-um... "yes"
emacs: yes *what*?
me, somehow typing smaller: ...... "yes mxtress"
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"I put the 'cute' in 'seven consecutive mental breakdowns"
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
