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@twisted@pixie.town
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
drunk tooting again i dont have a problem
gonna start fucking around and wearing a boot on my head in every situation where I need to be taken seriously
@starwall naming my kalashnikov "accountability" thanks to this tweet
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it’s not a radical position to say that the democratic party is effectively useless and ought to be abandoned by anyone with a conscience
cursed
@thufie @hyperlink its not what it looks like I'm sorry
cursed
games are *far* too political nowadays with all this forced dog representation
spent the last 57 hours playing as a dog in my favorite video game legend of Zelda: Zelda's the green dude right?
youtube floss clients having issues
@thufie no i don't, i may have the same issue as you tbh
youtube floss clients having issues
@thufie Newpipe works fine on my machine, maybe a recent update broke yours?
duckduckgo what makes an assembly unlawful
uspol, birdsite, fash ment
made a q stan mad on birdsite and now they're accusing me of being one of stalin's "useful idiots" how do i explain to them i am dumb as FUCK and have never been useful in my life
@pizza Yeah it's Senator Rafael Edward Cruz. Tell them about the Zodiac thing too, they'll never catch me! AHAHAHAHAHA!
@thufie better yet: selling drugs to politicians because you know they can't get through the day without a line and keeping a list of all your clients to publish upon your arrest so they have extra incentive to decriminalize possession
@pizza but I'M the CEO of antifa!
@pizza who is edouard siddon?
drunk tooting
gonna. listen to meglacanoa again. someone tell me how to pirate undertale. I'm. gonna do the pacifist run
this is gonna be the toot that gets me cancelled isn't it
BREAKING: local trans woman demands medical transition from major alt-right media figures "for shits and giggles"
gonna make a post about turning all the cis people trans and see if it gets my birdsite acct locked
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
