Theranos Board of Directors @twisted@pixie.town

thank you, plantains. I've eaten you three times today and you rock so fucking hard

kids show villains say shit like "I've had ENOUGH of you HUMANS with your HEELYS and your EMPATHY and your MICROSOFT SQL MANAGEMENT OBJECTS, I am SICK OF IT ALL" but then they get a single morsel of xe/xyr bussy and are all like "wooah... you can eat just the cream of an oreo? you don't have to eat the cookie part?? 🥺"

*elmer fudd voice* sshhh, I'm hunting aewromowrphs *puts surface to air missile launcher on shoulder*

I love New England town names. why yes, I'll be going to that show in Milfsborough next weekend. in fact, just this last Saturday I went to Dudehampton to visit Soggy Bottoms State Park. I heard Keith went to the marsh at Cumpton Downs this last weekend as well, but had to get an Uber back from North Fuckbridge because he missed the last train

constructed from 2004 to 2006, the Chicago ‘Bean’ is responsible for the 2007-2008 financial crisis

On June 26th, 2015, same sex marriage was made legal in all 50 states. Today, the 3rd of September 2023, I am making opposite sex marriage illegal in all 50 states

it's just past eight and i'm feeling young and reckless 🕗

the ribbon on my wrist says, "do not open before christmas" 🎁

#vantaradio

we're only liars but we're the best

we're only good for the latest trends

we're only good 'cause you can have almost famous friends

besides, we've got such good fashion sense

#vantaradio

💬 "...absolutely. I guarantee this game will make you cum in less than five minutes. I will stake the international reputation of the United States upon it. Power is the ultimate aphrodesiac, you know..."

how much longer until I'm allowed to start rending flesh

how much longer must I endure being the sweetest girl who stays sunny despite the microaggressions

The assumption: people with music on Spotify are making good money from streaming royalties

The reality: at less than one cent per stream, most musicians don't even make back the money it costs to put the music on Spotify, much less the amount it costs to produce the music to begin with

Hey so our polycule has moved and is settled, but we just had all of our money wiped out by rent coming due. There's three of us in a single-bedroom apartment and we have to get money for basic needs like meals until we are back on our feet and no longer in debt. Oh yeah, my wife is a few hundred dollars in debt from the move, by the way.

Had to spend money on getting a new computer (our laptops were all stolen) and all the bullshit of getting started in a new city/state after getting the fuck out of Texas which wiped us out even before the landlord's payment system decided to fuck us over with extra fees.

I was taking monthly donations via liberapay before, but now I've also setup kofi as well. All money goes towards groceries and then paying our debts so we can get off to a new start here. Thank you so much for sharing.

donation links:

https://ko-fi.com/boofie
https://liberapay.com/thufie/donate

hashtags:

#GTFOMyState #MutualAid #Fundraising #Trans #donations