Theranos Board of Directors 
@twisted@pixie.town
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
james hetfield responsible for US war crimes in iraq
"yeah they tortured some folks with ...And Justice For All. im kinda proud"
imagine for a moment youre the kind of person who is pro-torture (dril? maybe?)
now imagine your art being used to torture the people you think should be tortured
it doesnt seem like it reflects well on the quality of the art
family guy did a bit where they tortured, um, Family Guy Funny Moments Compilation (?) with celine dion and the whole joke was that Here To Explain The Joke hates celine dion
ok now stop imagining being pro-torture. doing it too long is bad for your psyche
US war crimes in iraq
wait. joke cancelled. they straight up tortured people with metallica.
US war crimes in iraq
i forgot about "outrages on personal dignity." funniest war crime tbh, because it covers the genuinely horrifying shit they do to people at guantanamo (no joke here, i read one prisoner's testimony of one day in that place and still have nightmares about it) but it also technically covers playing metallica during the 1st battle of fallujah if you hate james hetfields singing enough
🗨"My favorite Metallica album is "And Justice For All." It reminds me of that time I was president. "
US war crimes in iraq
i think if they ever send george w bush to the hague they should mention he made iraqi civilians listen to metallica (viz. Rome Statute of the ICC, article 8, §2.a.ii)
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
Goo Truther 
I'm saving up for the Dragon Ball Z Blunt Rotation Backpack which is why I won't ever be a homeowner
cops at pride?
yeah we love 'em. it got boring having nobody to throw cocktail glasses at 
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
BahnCard 69 (nice)
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
BahnCard 420 (you can ride any train in the country for free and your compartment gets hotboxed)
@thufie *looking at myself in the mirror* You. Are Not. Bloatware. Removing you bricks the machine. You are allowed clocktime. You deserve to have developer and community support. Your features are valuable no matter what weird FOSSbros say.
medical, food, shitpost, terrible
My corn dog should probably see a doctor. That looks malignant.
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
Lewis Carroll was on some real shit if he thought my brillig ass wasn't gonna be slithy when I gyre and gimble in the wabe😩
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
i think birds should be able to do whip its too
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
caps, satan
SEIZE THE MEANS OF SATANIC RITUAL SACRIFICES
emoji spam
Just bought 200K shares of $ENE for 4 BTC, hodling like my life depends on it💪💪💪💪💪💪 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 #EnronToTheMoon #ArthurAndersenSweep #SkillingIssue @ElonMusk
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs *pumping electronic party music ensues*
@vantablack not schizophrenic but i do hallucinate and while weed doesn't shut mine down like that it does make them a lot nicer 
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
"but vanta! drug war propaganda says weed is bad for schizophrenics!"
drug.
war.
propaganda.
for me personally at least, it helps calm the constant wave of markov bots shitting in my brain and polluting my thoughtstream with pure nonsense
because, yes, even antipsychotics can only help so much
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
ppl these days are trying to claim hydration gang and urologyposters are enemies
and first off: don't pit two bad bitches against each other
secondly: one could not exist without the other <3 they are in love
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
