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can't wait for a commercial airliner's transponder to fail over the Bering Strait so the USAF can finally have their KAL 007 moment, killing hundreds instantly

since they seem to be FOX-3ing everything with a heat signature above Angels 18 it is only a matter of time

sprigatito

"I'm seeing someone. Not, like, I'm cheating on you. I'm hallucinating."

insider trading

sorry for anyone who saw me post about the super bowl yesterday i just saw a hauntological entity and had some feelings stirred up about it which could only be expressed through the medium of vaguely poetic ramblings. anyways yeah shoutouts to the Kansas City Chiefs All-Women's F-35 Flyover of Super Bowl 57, maintain FL200 and stand by for antiracist clearance once you have reached a more convenient season

cultural osmosis jones

my insomniac ass could not possibly in ten thousand years be eepy

"how did you tell your friends" - dave strider

Hollow salves for white guilt emblazon the goal line of the end of the artificial turf which
was assigned arbitrarily the endangered birds of prey from East Philly. Inverted across midfield
Their mortal foes: The Chiefs of old Sioux country (though that people
live now in South Dakota, and fight more for clean water than for trophies) flank wizened glory's arms.
Look up, and say can you see - The skies are graced not by eagles, the roaring masses
drowned in the rift torn 80,000 titanium fan blades wide through the air. Raptors, Hornets and Lightning rule the air now, and as they screech their slogan over
their stricken prey of esoteric balloncraft-
not too much can get close to their nest before it is picked clean, in these hungry days for warbirds-
I hear echoed in it a hollow ringing sadness for all the bones they leave behind. Newsmen cry that the anguished screams are those of a girl. Somewhere else, a demented old man thinks of me (I hope) and wonders how good I'd look in one of those. Dare I elicit his disfavor by denying the possibility openly? When he asks why I am not proud to be an American, I do not know where to start. There is too vast a gulf between reality and the Caucasian somnolence of Plano. Perhaps it is best he rests eternal unaware

our terezi fictive is causing perturbances in the pixie dot town matrix server because she has yet to learn about the slash my room nick command >:[ #BugReport

this is my own post.

Please for the love of God take your Seroquel. I love you but this isn't your heart.

It is raining hydrochloric acid, phosgene, and vinyl chloride in ohio and will probably do so in trace amounts over much of the midwest after a norfolk southern train derailed outside of the inauspiciously named town of east palestine. remember, folks, phosgene smells like freshly cut grass, so if you smell your neighbor mowing the lawn, might be a good idea to put on a gas mask. also this could have been avoided if norfolk southern hadn't put off long overdue maintenance on obsolete rolling stock and overworked crews nearly to the point of death with "precision scheduled railroading". haven't read anything about it, don't know the story or live near the area, don't know anything about railroading save that it goes choo choo, just a prediction. at least the town wasn't named east bagdhad because then george w bush would have instinctively ordered the texas national guard to bomb ohio (which he can do at any time, by the way, it's in the state constitution). thoughts and prayers to all those who have to live in the midwest