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@twisted@pixie.town
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- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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I can't believe there are boosters on this website. What is this, a space ship?
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100% of my humor is based on whatever the last post i saw on my timeline said
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this post takes place in the year 20XX 😎
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Thanksgiving? haha more like no thanks! giving! hahaha whew
bites you
dissociation
watching myself have a mental breakdown in third person and thinking "damn i kinda look good though"
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@twisted@social.pixie.town cant wait for social.dhs.gov
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it actually kind of bums me out how just about everyone I know is white, and it feels like even acknowledging that is somehow racist of me
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going into headbutt mode
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running a single user instance from my cabin in the Montana wilderness
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im a sovereign poster
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vaccine posting
weh!
send toot
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me, stepping out of the witch-wiggling factory, covered in pale gray dust, people are screaming and fleeing for their life
me: "wiggler's broke."
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Damn I love ads on my taskbar #WindowsWeekly
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I just don’t think most people truly understand yet.
They tricked you into sacrificing your children in order to keep the wealth of the 1% growing.
And they are quietly releasing a report that says “it worked REALLY well too!”
And they aren’t changing a single thing in response.
Because this was the plan, & the plan worked. Nothing to see here folks. Just keep up the “normal.” The commercial real estate investors need those office buildings to stay full & the restaurants to stay busy.
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friend: hey should i use masto
me: sure. it’s weird but i like it
friend: ok. i made an account
me, posting: just got awarded employee of the month at the dickgobbling factory #blessed #dickgobbling
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
