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@twisted@pixie.town
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
plural systems discussing the mechanics of their headspaces > any science fiction ever written
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I don't 'get' bitches, the bitches are incomprehensible to me
i'm literally a bottle of nyquil
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Are you enjoying the comfort of your Tesla electric vehicle?
Has your car automatically locked and is driving itself to San Francisco?
Congrats! You have been chosen to work at Twitter until they can bring their staff back.
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get over it already!!! it's 2012, girls are allowed to be a little bit sleepy
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i love to "build an audience" on "mastodon"
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self promo
im charlotte
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Fun fact about the furry fandom: The first fursona was made by the black artist Ken Sample. If you're in the fandom, you just might have heard of him.
If this angers you, get the fuck out of my fandom.
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profiles before nov 2022
‘i’m a stinky little bitch who likes to smoke mushrooms, look at my collection of pinecones, oh also i’m a #furry’
profiles after nov 2022
‘yes it’s me Firstname Lastname from the birdsite: influencer, thought leader’
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I think more billionaires should get 44 billion dollars stolen from them with nothing in return. In fact I think we should steal from them and then make them feel bad about it
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Half of web users are running ad blockers.
With your support and help, we can get that number higher.
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pixie.town statistics:
42 users
one little gnome running through the internet pipes delivering all the toots
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The name's Boy. Website Boy.
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*startup noise, followed by multiple error noises, then silence, then another startup noise*
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piracy is now only illegal if you dont seed
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pandemonium? i'm causing bidemonium
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
